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How about Shikamaru x reader who is possessive/jealous? Other characters would be great too if you feel up to it!

WARNING !! : Fluff, Kiba being a little shit. Lemme know if I missed anything!!

Featuring : Shikamaru Nara, and Kiba Inuzuka.

A/N : Most definitely, anon! Here ya go (*´꒳`*)

Shikamaru isn't one to monitor other people's lives and meddle in their business. In fact, he finds it annoying enough that his own duties take up most of his free time. So it makes no sense for him to keep close watch on you when he wouldn't bother to do the same for his other friends.

He spends the time he has off sparring with you—never bothering to ask since you somehow always beat him to it. Secretly, the favoritism you show towards him only makes his possession of you grow stronger. It especially doesn't help when you throw yourself onto him and shower praises of how generous he is for helping you, thanking him over and over again until he's forced to pry you off. He'll give you an unbothered shrug and claim it's the least he can do for someone so kind.

It doesn't take long for him to realize this small favor he commits to isn't just because you're an acquaintance of his, but rather he finds you special compared to the others. There's something about you that keeps him wondering when the next time he might be able to see you will be. Sure, it's a daily routine where you come and ask a favor, saying he's the only one you trust to help since he always gets the job done right. What is there to worry when he knows you'll come to him every time with no hesitation?

Wrong.

He waits all day for a knock at his door, your shy voice behind it as you ask him to let you in. Perhaps if he went on a walk through the village with a bored frown plastered on his face, you'd magically appear and give him a reason to turn it upside down. Though time passes by quickly, and he realizes that you wont be coming around after all. It hurts more than he believed it would, overwhelming himself with endless questions on why you hadn't showed up like you normally do.

Days go by where he doesn't see or hear from you, and thats when panic settles in. Have you found someone else to take care of you and keep you company? Or pick another guy to be one of your favorites? He grinds his teeth together at the thought of some loser stealing his place as your number one choice. Embarrassingly, he grows slightly insecure the longer about the matter. Had he not been enough to maintain your attention and satisfy you?

Finally, he decides to go search for you himself, not wasting a second before he's running out the house and all over the village. He checks all your favorite restaurants to eat at, all your preferred stores, and even at your own apartment. Each stop is just another block of worry building up in his body, leading him to go practically crazy.

Then suddenly it clicks in his brain that you must be at your usual training spot. Why hadn't he thought of that before? There isn't a moment where he doesn't have over 100 options mapped out in his head, especially when it comes to you. But pushing that aside, he jumps from tree to tree, scanning all over the forest to catch glimpse of you.

It's not until he reaches your reserved training spot does he hear the giggle he's memorized in his mind more times than he count. Though to his surprise you're not alone, because he makes out another figure beside you. He groans at the recognizable hair, never expecting his best friend Choji, to be there.

He jumps down from the leaf covered branch of a tree, landing steadily on his feet. The look on your face when you notice his presence is full of guilt. You seem scared that he's finally caught you, pressing your lips together and stiffening your body. It'd be cute if what he'd come across wasn't so aggravating.

"This where you've been everyday?" Shikamaru says nonchalantly, though his eyes tell a different story. Choji immediately turns toward him at his words, revealing stained teeth with a welcoming smile. It's clear his best friend has no clue of tension stringing between you and him with how normal he's acting. After all, he'd hate to ruin a friendship over a girl that may not even feel the same way he does.

He knows Choji means no harm because for as long as they've been friends, there'd been a strong sense of understanding. And with that being said, how could someone like him ever compete with someone 10 times better? With all due respect, of course. "Oh, Shikamaru! Hey man, how've you—" But the sentence is cut short by a now annoyed voice.

"Could you leave us for a moment? There's something we need to talk about." His eyes don't blink not once, rather remained glued to yours. Choji mumbles a small 'okay' and disappears into the forest, leaving you and him alone at last. Slight breezes of wind brush past your hair, lifting pieces up with it.

Aside from gentle gusts, it's quiet. An uncomfortable silence as you both stand still in waiting of the other to speak. "You didn't answer my question earlier." He mumbles, folding his arms against his chest. His eyes watch you swallow down nothing but air, probably out of nervousness. "Look— I haven't been avoiding you I've just been... well, busy." The look on your face screams bullshit, but he knows you've never been a good liar anyways.

"Busy running off and not bothering to show up and let me know you're okay? How considerate of you." He lets his arms fall to his sides as he slowly approaches you. His footsteps are meant to taunt you, to rush you for an actual honest answer. And of course it works, making you not so discreetly tap a finger against your pants while coming up with a choice.

He's gets closer and closer, fighting back a small smirk that twitches his lip upwards. The awkward silence coming from you doesn't seem to help that much either. "Okay fine." You clench your fist and face him head on, suddenly with bravery. "I didn't want to annoy you with my constant nagging for your help. You just come off as annoyed and uninterested, so I figured i'd give you some space."

Shikamaru had considered that being one of the possibilities, but it didn't make sense to him at the moment. Once he comes close enough to your body, it's easy to notice the way you flinch away. In spite of that, he reaches his arms out to pull you close into a tight hug. He can hear the little gasp that leaves your lips from how close you are to him.

"Yet I still do everything you ask of me anyways." He squeezes tighter. "I'd do anything you told me to. Don't ever try and avoid me again, alright?" Pressing a small peck to your forehead, you blush. He can't see it, but he can surely imagine. And deep down he hopes you never go as far as ditching him for another guy ever again, or next time he won't be as nice.

From the very beginning of your friendship, Kiba had always been overprotective over you. Staring down every boy who so much as dared to look your direction, picking a fight with sore losers that tried to make a pass at you, and plenty more. He'd always been territorial over the things he valued, so why would you be any different?

You'd been so nice to him, as well as everyone or anything. A part of him liked to believe he was special to you, someone who you could trust and turn to in any given situation. In fact, he'd say he was all you needed in life. He could keep you safe and happy, loving you with everything he had to offer.

Though after a while of his delusions, he soon began to realize he wasn't the only important person in your life. He realized this the day he took you out to eat at Ichiraku Ramen, excited that the two of you were basically on a date, despite you not knowing. But what he never expected was for someone to come in and ruin his evening alone with you.

Shino, his close friend decided on stealing the attention away from him and making it his own. You had welcomed him to sit next to you, insisting the three of you could enjoy time together as a group. And sure enough, the bug lover apathetically accepted and took the seat right of yours.

The whole time was essentially torture for Kiba, having to sit there and watch you giggle with the audacity of letting someone other than him entertain you. He swears a vein would pop out of his forehead every time you so sweetly smiled at another's words. It wouldn't help the anger flowing throw him when he'd make a snarky comment against his friend, only to be gently scolded by you.

"C'mon, be nice today. I just want to peacefully eat a meal without any problems." You'd sigh, picking up more noodles with your chopsticks to slurp up. The words left him frustrated, yet for the sake of you he managed to stay respectful the rest of the time. But how could you recognize his dislikes and still push it aside with no sympathy? The thought puzzled his mind.

A couple hours passed as you kept conversation with Shino, and he was beginning to grow impatient. How could someone so plain be getting this much attention from someone like you? And last time he checked, the two of you were never close before. It made no sense how a weirdo like his friend could ever pull someone like you, perfect in every way possible.

When you finally finish your meal and call in quits for the night, he slaps yours and his fee onto the counter and says his thanks to the old man, grabbing your wrist to drag you from the booth and away from Shino. "Wait— Kiba! Why are you rushing me out of there? I didn't even get to say bye!" He holds back a growl at your shouts, ignoring the people who stare and whisper at the scene. All that mattered was getting you far away from that ramen shop so he could at last spend one-on-one time with you.

"Let me go!" With a tug of your arm, his grip is released and you stumble backward. This time a noise does escape him, quickly turning around to bark out a complaint, but you beat him to it. "What's going on with you? This whole day it's like you've been so–" You stumble for words, rubbing the reddened mark on your wrist.

Kiba rolls his eyes and shoves his hands into his pockets, avoiding your gaze. "Annoyed?" He mumbles, finishing your sentence. You nod your head, keeping silent to await his much needed explanation. He resists at first, but shortly realizes your stubbornness wouldn't be that simple to overcome.

"Fine. It just..." A breath rolls into his lungs, is held, and then is released. "It pisses me off seeing you all friendly with another guy. Makes it worse with him being my friend too." The words aren't easy to admit, given the blushed tint that paints his cheeks with embarrassment.

He watches your furrowed brows relax and eyes soften, but he doesn't expect you to tilt your head to the side and giggle. Had he said something stupid? Is that why you were now tenderly laughing in front of his face? "What's so funny?" He huffed, crossing his arms over his chest. "Y'know if you're gonna laugh at me like this every time I open up, then–"

His words are abruptly interrupted due to your arms being slung around him. You pull him closer to you in an attempt to soothe his frustrations, nuzzling your head right below his chin. His body stiffens up and heat travels up his neck, flustered from the sudden contact.

The two of you keep quiet to bask in the moment until he can't take the feeling of you pressed against him much longer. Clearing his throat to give you a hint, you pick up on it but hesitate. "I'm sorry I made you feel like that. Next time, i'll be more aware." you whisper into his chest, giving one last squeeze before pulling away.

Kiba remains standing stiffly, face redder than a strawberry. If he had a tail, it'd be wagging right about now.

[skythealmighty]

gang ngl i miss object universe. i should rewatch it again and get way too emotionally attached to Ice Cream and Map

#rocket talk #i made fanart of them with a steven universe song once i'm unwell

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why does gamey get to be on ii TWICE. who gave him permission

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You don't hear PBSB complaining about this...

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anonymous asked: not sure you're gonna want a cameo rn mephone is going Through it

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#I TAKE IT BACK

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Hello everyone!! 👋 Since I've gotten many an ask about my cheesecake recipe from previous TPOT episodes, I've decided to make a longpost and put it here for you all to use!! Feel free to use without credit but credit is still appreciated 😊

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Recovery across different universes, a scientific theory

(Full post below the cut)

((Thank you to @not-tally-hall for the testimony regarding the S*n!))

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This is incredibly fascinating and an enjoyable read! There are some points of debate I've brought up in DMs, but otherwise this is a very solid theory. Good job!

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anonymous asked: your iconic quote from episode 10 has unfortunately become a vocal stim for me. please help, i'm suffering

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Finally watched II! Good show. I want that twink OJ dead why is he like that

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Date of origin: November 2nd, 2020

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Thanks everyone for the help so far! I'm not too much of a science nerd, unfortunately, @bossy-bot, so I didn't understand everything in the papers you sent me- but they still helped a ton! Especially the coding help. I was a telemarketer, not an IT person...

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[lucimaaie]

we pt4 ✧.* tlou

pairing - santa barbara!ellie x reader

summary - you and ellie make a promise.

a/n - okay fr my hands hurt i need to take a break but this is the endd (prob) did this need to be stretched out, prolly not but..i did it, lil angst, fluffy tho, wasn't sure how to end it but hope u like it

part 1, part 2, part 3

“texas. that’s still a ways down, isn’t it?” you said, looking down at the annotated map. it was worn out, having been dropped a few times and even dropped in the water but the picture was still clear.

you looked over at ellie at her lack of response. her eyes were laser focused on the road ahead of you, only tearing her eyes away for a second once she heard you call her name. she raised her brows.

"you okay?" you knew the question was one that probably wouldn't be answered honestly, but it was worth asking anyway. she was still shaken up from what happened months ago. being back in the cabin, you barely encountered runners or clickers in the middle of nowhere. she'd started to wonder whether or not it was worth it to drag you from the home you'd already shared together.

"m'fine." ellie scratched her outstretched arm. she'd been driving for hours and you knew she'd barely slept.

"i'd believe that if you weren't zoning out every few seconds." you folded the paper up and tucked it into the console, angling your body to look at her. ellie glanced at you, sensing you were gonna say something. "lemme drive. i know how, a little bit."

"a little bit's not exactly reassuring, peach." she rubbed her eyes and blinked a few times. "just sit back."

"but, you're tired."

"wiiide awake." she stretched the words out like that would reassure you more. her eyes were in fact wide in atttempt to keep herself awake and not swerve off the makeshift dirt road.

"baby." her eyes seemed to soften at the pet name. she let her head hit the head rest, looking at you with a smile. she shook her head as she looked back at the road.

"not gonna let you do it." ellie sung.

"it'd be great! i'd drive, you could take a nap. how's that sound? a nap."

"are you talking to me like i'm a- i'm not a baby."

"but you're-"

"my baby." "my baby" ellie mocked you.

"you're so..i love you."

"i love you too, will you let me drive?"

"you're relentless," ellie eventually pulled over and gave you the reins for a few hours. she didn't go to sleep the first two, still unsure about your driving skills. not that she didn't trust you but learning to drive wasn't exactly a concern amongst people today, so she would get it if you couldn't. but when it was clear you would hold up pretty well, she couldn't resist sleep anymore.

ellie flinched at the sound of a rattling in the car. she looked around to see the car stopped and you in front of the car, checking out something under the hood, probably having no idea what to do. ellie took a moment to breathe, reminding herself that nothing was wrong this time. there hadn't been for months, you were fine.

when she got out of the car, she wore a tired smirk. "you broke it."

"no i didn't." you looked stressed, leaning your hands against the hood as you looked into the mechanics of a vehicle you'd only found days ago. you couldn't even tell what model, these things were practically useless without gas. you bit your lip as you tried for the problem, having no idea how attractive ellie found you like this. "i swear."

"it's alright." ellie wrapped her arms around your waist from behind and kisses your temple and your cheek. "would've ran out of gas anyway. we got it on foot." she rounded the car to grab her backpack and wrap it around her back. she came behind you and moved your arms to put yours on. "unless you wanna rest a while?"

"no, no i took enough naps." you adjusted the straps of your backpack before lacing your fingers with ellie's. "let's go."

you had become grateful of the extra rest being in a car had given you. unfortunately it made it easier to become winded when you'd become used to sitting on your ass.

on the bright side, you were almost to texas. the only scary thing was the uncertainty of being somewhere this new without knowing if you'd find a place like the cabin. and you knew if were anxious, ellie felt worse. "you okay?"

"you keep asking that." ellie as she tried not to look at you, which she loved doing, only not when you were so adamant on getting an answer. she didn't want to tell you she was still scared over what happened months ago. she'd been through worse, but it felt like none of it would compare to losing you. if she lost you, she was done.

"you usually give me some smartass answer. like that one." you jogged down the hill to catch up to her. "like before." you looked at her from the ground.

ellie’s eyes flicked over to you. her eyebrows furrowed as she caught what you meant. this wasn’t before. not when you and her were essentially roommates and she tried to pretend as if she was falling in love with you. no, you were together now. she was trying.

she was pulled out of her thoughts by you tumbling down the grassy hill. “oh my-“ she tried to run down to get catch you but ended up slipping herself.

ellie was in shock as she landed at the end of the hill onto finally flat ground. she was just recovering from the fall, dusting herself off when she heard you laughing. “what?” she asked, completely thrown off guard between what she was already feeling plus the added embarrassment from falling on her ass.

she stared at your carefree expression, allowing herself to let out a laugh of her own. she didn’t exactly find the situation funny, it would be had she not had so much on her mind, but she laughed anyway. she couldn’t help but laugh. after a while, it died down into quietness as you laid in the grass.

ellie looked at your relaxed expression and she was reminded of her fear. “you can’t leave me.” she said quietly. “you can’t leave me o-or do anything stupid to get yourself killed, okay?” she turned to look at you, her eyes pleading.

“ellie.” you scooted closer to her, mirroring her. “i’d never.”

“you swear?” her voice shook with emotions she wanted to push back down. "cause you've scared the fuck out of me before. i hate feeling like that."

“i swear on everything i love.” you pushed her hair behind her ear, your hand cupping her cheek. your eyes were filled with love as you swiped your thumb over her cheekbone. “that includes you y’know.”

“i-i got that.” she chuckled, blinking away tears. she wasn’t a crier but of you made her one to wear her emotions when she hated to.

“you have to swear to me too. no more martyr bullshit. i don’t need you to save me, i need you to be with me.” your words were a harsh reminder that she’d been thinking of what she’d be like if she lost you but not you if you lost her. “swear?”

“i swear.” she leaned up to kiss your nose. “on everything i love, i swear.” she said before laying a soft kiss to your lips, course it didn’t stay that way with both of your emotions on high. ellie pulled away with the need for air. she looked at you with all the affection in your eyes and swollen lips. “let’s get to texas, peach.”

thank you for reading!

[freyito]

hello hello!!! may i order an idia flavored curry rice plz?? blinks cutely) ty!!

✭ pairing(s): idia shroud x gn reader

★ in which: idia is WAY too confident that he can out miku you.

✩ curry rice black forest cake w/ idia shroud!

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✧ a/n: ykw anon. im so glad you changed your mind because this gave me SUCH a banger idea that i couldnt go to sleep cause i was writing it out in my head. teehee :)

🗒 cw: gn reader, ffxiv sneak, just embarrassed idia :3, not proofread

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It was late at night, and you had been on call with Idia. He was grinding out materials for some new transmog that had dropped in his game, and cursing the drop rates. You, on the other hand, were grinding out Project Diva Mega Mix for no particular reason. You had just made up your mind that you wanted to full combo some extra songs, and now you were hellbent on doing so. Plus, it provided some nice background music for Idia and his grind sesh.

By now, you had two songs finished and full cleared (albeit, with 97% accuracy), and you were working on your third, Sweet Devil. You already had four failed runs, your hands were starting to cramp a bit, and Idia’s smart remarks weren’t helping you. Not to mention, you always found the mvs distracting. Too much happening in the background while you were trying to focus on the notes.

You slump back in your chair with a huff as you watch the small word ‘safe’ pop up and interrupt your combo. You watch for just a moment as the symbols fly past on the screen, a barrage of ‘miss’es following shortly after. You finally exit the mv, balling your hands into a fist and then stretching out your fingers.

“I thought you were, like, a god at rhythm games,” Idia chides. You can hear the smile through his mic.

“Well sometimes it takes a couple tries,” You sigh, shaking your head. 

“Yeah, yeah, sure it does,” He chuckles. When you look at his stream, he’s finished up running maps and his character is now toiling away by the marketboard. “I bet I could do it.”

You raise your eyebrow, though he can’t see it. “Hm, what’s the stakes?”

“We need stakes?”

“You’re insulting my integrity as a rhythm game player. I want there to be a deal.”

A silence follows your voice, but you can hear him shift back in his chair. “Okay. What do you want to bet, then?”

Hm. You yourself don’t know exactly what you want if you win. Maybe you could get some gil off of him in game, but that didn’t feel like enough. You look around your room, before spotting something rather intriguing. It was a forgotten purchase, a pastel pink maid dress. It was rather cheap material, but still served its function. You were sure if you looked for them, you’d find the rest of the pieces…

“Loser wears a maid dress,” You declare triumphantly. “I got one in my closet.”

“... I, uh, don’t wanna ask why you have that,” He mumbles, “But I guess I accept. It’d be pretty nice to see you in a maid dress, heh…”

“Don’t act like you’ve already won. You haven’t even opened the game yet.”

“Yeah, yeah, just lemme put this up on the marketboard and I’ll get on the game…”

You lean back, content to wait and give your hands a bit of a break. You can’t help but smirk at not only making Idia eat his words, but seeing him in a maid dress would make you… quite happy, to say the least. The light pink would pair well with his hair and– you have to stop yourself there. You’d rather not distract yourself any further, nor allow yourself to get cocky. You can’t get ahead of yourself, or else you risk losing perhaps the most precious award you could ever have. 

“Okay. I’m on. Which song was it again?” Idia finally speaks up. When you look back at his stream, he’s ended it.

“Sweet Devil– Hey, you should stream your screen,” You point out, tabbing back into your game.

“I’m getting to itttt,” He drags the last letter, like it was too much work, as if he had not streamed his games every time you two called.

You watch as the ‘stream has ended’ switches to his screen, scrolling through the songs before landing on sweet devil. He changes difficulties to extreme, then waits for a moment, like he’s expecting you to say something. You decide to mess with him a little bit, staying silent a little longer.

“I’m waiting,” He groans, and you can almost hear his eyes roll. “I know you’re watching. I heard the little viewer noise.”

“Yeah, yeah,” You chuckle, “I’m ready whenever you are.”

Idia doesn’t even grace you with a ‘go’, or anything of the sort, simply starting the song, following your words. You scramble to tab back into the game, quickly selecting the song. 

The song and mv start up, and soon after the notes come in. You do your best to focus, to try and block out the MV, the bright pink lights of Miku’s room and Miku herself made it hard to follow the notes, especially with how fast they were. Still, you find your rhythm relatively easily, considering you knew the song and charting by heart. Normally, you’d be super conscious about the progress bar beneath the screen, checking to make sure you were well above the ‘excellent’, marker. However, you were too determined to focus. And unfortunately, that would be too much of a distraction. You don't even focus on if your hits are 'good' or 'excellent'.

The hold notes scare you the most, considering you always end up slipping up on them, somehow. Either that, or you don’t hold them for long enough and panic when you can just press the other buttons on your keyboard. You tell yourself, over and over again, in your mind, that you can just use the other set of keys. You have to. You can’t risk allowing Idia to have any sort of edge on you.

Three minutes feels like five, or even ten. Idia has been far too quiet during this, not even muttering something under his breath. You feel grateful for a moment, if you heard anything on his side, you’d probably mess up. Maybe you could mess him up. Yes. No. Ugh, if you did, you’d probably mess yourself up, too. And if you had messed him up, he’d complain and call for a redo. You would rather never play this song again, to be honest.

Just as your fingers start to tingle– a result of adrenaline, for some reason–, the word ‘success’ comes up. Behind the notes, Miku turns her little devil tail into a spear and throws it as a planet. You do your best not to celebrate too early, still having to go through with the last couple seconds of the song. You were just happy to have nailed the challenge time, more than happy. 

After the last couple of notes, you’re able to lean back and relax. For a moment. When the ‘clear’ screen comes up, you feel your heart jump at the percentage. 101.53%. You look over at Idia’s stream and can’t help but laugh. 99.07%.

“No,” He utters weakly, with an agony in his voice you have never heard before. He doesn’t say anything else.

“Yes,” You feel maniacal, an odd elation spreading through your chest. You don’t even exit the game, hopping out of your chair. “You stay right there.”

You pull the dress from your closet, listening to Idia frantically call for Ortho from your headphones. The rest of what he says is unintelligible, given the distance between you and your headphones as you rummage through drawers to find the rest of the costume. You find the cuffs, stockings, and even a headband with cat ears. It’s a little bent, but you’d fix it on the way.

Hurriedly, you stuffed the costume into a bag, grabbing your phone and turning on the flashlight. Slinging the bag over your shoulder and rushing out of your house. You keep your flashlight pointed at the ground so you don’t trip, running as fast as you can to the Hall of Mirrors. Like it is a high-stakes situation, time is precious. If you can’t make it to Ignihyde’s dorms soon, then you will never see Idia in a maid dress, even if you won the bet.

The minute you reach the Hall of Mirrors, you practically throw yourself through Ignihyde’s mirrors, scrambling through the halls with harsh breaths. Your heavy footsteps echo through the halls as you make your way up the steps and to Idia’s room, clutching the strap of your bag. Ortho is there, in front of Idia’s door, opening it just a crack.

Seeing you, the boy lights up, smiling at you from underneath his mask. “Oh, hey, Idia. They’re here!”

“Nooo!” Idia squeals, and you can what him scrambling from his chair to close the door.

You shove your foot into the crack of the door just as Idia tries to open it. He uses more force than he means to, squeeze your foot slightly. You don’t emote, despite how much it hurts. Which scares Idia. But you don’t care. You won the bet. And he needs to pay up. Ortho stares blankly, trying to figure out what has Idia acting this way, before scolding his brother.

“That’s mean! You shouldn’t try to shut your partner out, especially like that!” 

Idia shrinks back a little. It’s clear that Ortho doesn’t know what has you on such a warpath, and you are quite happy with that. Finally, you smile a little, opening the door with your other hand. 

“Ortho…” Idia murmurs, turning his gaze away from you and his brother. “We’re gonna, uhm, game all night. Just us two. So, uh, you should get some sleep.”

He sounds utterly defeated, and Ortho remains none the wiser as to what you were about to subject poor Idia too.

“Huh? But you called me here?” Ortho tilts his head, raising an eyebrow.

“I-I didn’t mean it– er, It was a mistake,” 

“... Okay! I’ll leave you two be. Have fun!”

And with that, Ortho hovers away, happy to leave his brother in your hands. By then, Idia knows he’s lost. You take a step in, handing him the bag with the dress and accessories in it. You don’t even speak to him, feeling a bit too giddy about your win, and prize.

“Uhm… can you at least stay out there, while I get changed?” His voice is shy, understandably so. 

“If you lock yourself in there, I’ll get Ortho to break it down,” You place your hands on your hips, in an attempt to seem confident.

“He wouldn’t do that.”

He’s right, you were well aware that your threat was kind of empty. But there’s no way you were going to let him get away.

“Then I’ll get those Heartslabyul first years to kick the door down.”

He lets out a small ‘eep’ at this, frowning. “Okay, okay, I won’t lock the door. Fine. You win.”

He doesn’t allow you any time to reply, taking the back and closing the door all too quickly. You can hear him shuffling about and the clothes rustling, and you feel your stomach flip-flop with nerves. You fidget with your hands and turn your back to the door, pretending like you actually didn’t care all that much so that Idia could get dressed faster, like that would work. You cross your arms, tapping your fingers against your biceps while you wait.

After a while, you hear the door crack behind you, and you turn around way too excitedly. He barely peeks through, giving you a look akin to a pleading puppy. He didn’t open the door all the way, insistent that you had to slip in through the crack, in case any one else would look out and see him. He’d rather save himself the embarrassment.

Finally squeezing through the door, he shuts it quickly. You, on the other hand, are greeted with a sight. His entire face is red, the tips of his hair flickering a bright pink as he looks away in embarrassment. The dress is a little short for him, so he clutches to the hem of the skirt and pulls it down a little. The pink worked well with his hair and his skin, just like you thought. It’s cliche, one of the dresses that was copy pasted from all those maid animes and what not. But still, you think it fit well.

“This is so cheap,” Idia complains, tilting his head up. “Okay. I dressed up. Can you go now so I can get back in my pajamas?”

You realize he’s missing something. The cat ears.

“No. No, I’m not leaving until you put the cat ears on.” You state simply, looking around for where they are.

He grimaces, deflating even more. “Please no. I think I might die. Actually, I’m going to die. Right now.”

“I won the bet fair and square, it’s not my fault. Where are they, Idia.” You speak with such a stern voice, it almost scares him. He finally, hesitantly, points to his chair, his grimace deepening as he looks back at you. “Put. Them. On.”

He groans, turning around and grabbing the cat ears. He gives you one last look, begging you to just let him go. Maybe you’re being a little too sadistic, but c’mon, Idia in a maid dress. That’s it. You plan to make the most of it. Slowly, he lifts the headband over his head, then lowers it down. Now you have your own Idia cat maid in front of you. You can’t help but smile, absolutely jubilant to see this poor man wearing such a cute dress.

“Okay. Can you go now, please,” He pleads once more, bringing a hand up to his face.

“Can I at least take a picture?” You hold up your phone.

“N-no! Please, no. I’m already at my lowest point, don’t have to kick me while I’m down…”

“Okay, okay,” You decide to finally allow him some mercy, “I won’t. But… I don’t think this image is ever leaving my head any time soon.”

He sighs and shakes his head, avoiding your gaze. But he doesn’t reply. Well, that won’t do. You decide to come up with a quick excuse to stay.

“Well, I ran all the way here, in the dark, it’d suck if you sent me back,” You try to play it cool, tilting your head a little and looking up through your lashes at him. This earns you a deeper blush.

“Stop it,” He huffs, turning his head. Met with his set up, he realizes you two are technically still on call. And he finds his way out. “Your pc is on, you know.”

“Huh.”

“It’s on. You’re still in call.” He points to his monitor.

Your blind blanks for a minute, before you panic a little. You would like to stay and see if you can get him to stay in the maid dress for a little longer, but at the same time, you’d rather not blow out the power supply of your pc. That thing is too damn expensive. And you love it too much.

“Okay. Bye.” You huff briskly, turning on your heels and waiting for the door open before running back down to the mirror that connected the Ignihyde dorms to the Hall of Mirrors.

Idia yelps as the door slides open fully, stepping back and pressing himself against the wall so no one would see. Like anyone else was up at this time. He listens to you rush down the hallway, before letting out a breath. Once the door is shut all the way, he’s quick to wriggle out of the dress, throwing the cat ears, cuffs, and stockings (which ended up ripping a bit) to the corner of his room.

Almost breaking the zipper, he yanks it down on the back of his dress and throws it alongside the scattered recipes, before staring intently at it. Why couldn’t you have just waited for him to undress and take it back? He didn’t want these god forsaken items here. In his room. That reminded him of you. That’s like the cheesiest romantic thing couples do! And in this fashion, perhaps even cringey! He wants to burn it, so bad. Or throw it out. But what if someone somehow finds it in the trash? And then they link it back to him? That’d be the worst scenario. The absolute worst.

He continues to stare at it for a minute, before reaching for his pajamas that were hanging off the back of his chair. Fine. He’ll leave the stupid costume alone for now. Perhaps it’d come in handy one day. Give you a taste of your own medicine… or something.

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[iyo-mcd-rewrite]

hiiii (mcd roleplay wips/sneak peek) — art

the coding

long time since i’ve posted! today i bring you some art and coding wips for the mcdsn info/lore website !! will be a discord server roleplay, but there’s so much information due to the mess that is mcd so. trying to make it friendly to those who are less familiar with mcd than fanatics like us. i’m not doing this alone—in fact, a few friends are helping out!! ( @twilight-skies @irenes-journal @immortal-archives ) sorry for the pings guys

no clue when we’ll be finished — but i’ll be posting some updates and pics here and there. the map post from earlier is a part of this and i recommend you to check it out (will link it later if mobile tumblr allows me to). anyways, stay tuned!! lemme know if this interests you , and feel free to dm me any requests or questions about the project!! that’s all from me today <3

[lovelyjj]

omfg so i have read a lot of jj fics and never once have i come across a fic where reader or oc is as unhinged as jj. like in s1 when jj finds the gun they’re all like omg that’s so bad put it down but what if reader was like that’s so dope!!! lemme see it bam bam and takes pics with jj and shit. idk and then when he’s holding the gun to toppers head she’s like WORK IT SMOOCHIE!!!! it just makes me giggle

No because I love this idea!! thank you for this!

The pogues would always be kept on their toes with you and JJ and your behavior. The two of you always getting into trouble and being adventurous. The rest of the pogues were pretty much used to it by now.

When John B found the motel key you were intrigued. You were convinced that it would lead to something exciting. When you tried to report the sunken boat and it failed, you and the pogues decided to check out where the key leads for yourselves.

It was a no brainer that you were going with John B and JJ into the room. JJ was your partner in crime. You weren’t gonna let JJ have all the fun without you.

The HMS Pogue landed on the shore by the motel. John B and JJ got out of the boat. You followed closely behind.

“Let’s go,” John B clapped JJ on the shoulder.

“Why are all these mattresses out?” John B pondered.

“After a hurricane, they ditch ‘em ‘cause they’re all moldy,” JJ answered.

You, JJ, and John B walked up to the room while JJ tried to convince John B that Kiara was into him.

“This is it.” John B announced.

“Okay.” JJ stated.

“Here we go,” you anticipated what was gonna be inside.

JJ knocked on the door and said in a high pitched voice, “housekeeping.”

John B unlocked the door and the three of you entered the room. You all started looking through things. John B was looking through a bag and JJ was looking at a jacket.

You went into the bathroom and scanned the area. JJ went over to the nightstand and found a map.

John B eventually got the safe open, “holy shit.”

“Uh… JJ, Y/N?”

“Hm?”

“You’re gonna want to see this.” John B insisted.

“Dude dude dude!” JJ excitedly said.

“Oh my god no way!” you exclaimed.

“You grabbed the gun,” John B was mad.

“This is a SIG Sauer.” JJ acknowledged.

“Put the gun back, JJ!” John B whispered yelled.

“This is a fucking spendy gatt, man.”

“Hey! Lemme see it please,” you voiced.

JJ gave you the gun and you felt powerful.

“Bam! Bam! Bam!” you held the gun out in front of you like you were gonna shoot it.

“Y/N, stop,” John B raised his voice.

“Take a pic of me.” you ordered.

“You wanna make our own incriminating evidence?” John B deadpanned.

“Fine I’ll do it myself, JJ get in here.”

You held up the gun in one hand and your phone in the other. You angled the camera so it could get you and JJ. You took some pictures. Then you set the phone on the nightstand and leaned it against the phone.

You put the phone on a timer and went back to back with JJ. You held the gun up near your face and took a couple photos like that.

“These are so sick!” you cheered as you looked at them.

All of a sudden you herd something from outside. John B looked out the window to see Kie and Pope. Then he looked out the window closest to the door. It was cops.

You hid outside the building on a ledge. When the cops left you all got out of there.

—————

Kiara’s idea for a kegger was a good one. You were excited to let loose and enjoy the party. JJ filled up a cup of beer for you which you gladly accepted.

The party was going well, you were dancing with JJ. When you wanted to take a break you went over to the keg. JJ got a drink for John B. But when he was going to give it to him Sarah and Topper walked by.

JJ offered the drink to Sarah, but then Topper said he’ll take it. That’s when a fight started to break out.

John B and Topper were getting into. Then it started to escalate. Topper was drowning him. You were scared because you knew John B could die at any moment.

JJ was getting worried as well. He knew he had to do something and do it fast. The only thing he could think of was the gun.

JJ pulled the gun on topper and pressed the gun to his temple.

“Yeah, you know what that is.”

“Get ‘em jayj!” you shouted.

“Give it to em good!” you yelled.

Everyone else was yelling at JJ to chill and to stop as well as to calm down. You however encouraged your boyfriend.

“You’re move, broski,” JJ warned.

Topper weakly said, “We’re good we’re good.”

Then JJ took matters into his own hands.

“Okay, everyone, listen up! Get the hell off our side of the island!” Then he fired the gun in the air two times.

“You tell em baby!” You raised your voice.

—————-

JJ had the brilliant idea to rob a drug dealer. Everyone gave him a lot of shit for it. They yelled at him and told him they were fed up with his bullshit.

You however encouraged him saying, “Barry deserves it.”

All in all, you and JJ together is a force to be reckon with. You’re both very brave and strong and truly unhinged.

[popkornshrmp]

LONNG AWAITED ELTINGVILLE CLUB HEADCANONS!!!

I’m a fiend for these guys so lemme share my thoughts with a crowd that’s actually interested in what I have to say!!

PETE DINUNZIO

- You can’t tell me this guy doesn’t play hack n slash games. He’s gotta be a sucker for DOOM, especially Postal 💔 I have a feeling this guy makes crazy foreign references to the games and the guys have NO IDEA what he’s saying

- I know Pete wore a Danzig tshirt in “Bring Me The Head of Boba Fett” but I think he’d also really like death metal. He’d go into a mall and jab at nu metal fans, basically the embodiment of “name five songs”

-!!HAS A SECRET MYSPACE ACCOUNT AND ONLY HAS JERRY ON HIS TOP FRIENDS LIST!!!

- I have a feeling that Pete’s a sucker for spicy food. He’s definitely that kid in class who’s eating hot chips at 7am😔

-Probably owns a copy of Diablo and claims to play the game to the last drop, in reality he only got through one map and got fed up with the camera angle. (Still buys merch tho)

-A FREAK. I know, I know they’re all freaks, but this guy’s just weird. You could be minding your own business and he’d come up to you and ask you the filthiest questions ever. Claims that his friends “dared him to”, but they’re far from affiliated with his raging hormones. You probably couldn’t go a day without him tugging on your arm looking for attention..

-Probably sneaks into their high school’s band room to play their snare drums, has been caught by the director and reported more times than he could count. (Surprisingly enough, he’s not too bad!)

- LOVES showing shock media to random students in class. You could be working on anything and he wouldn’t even tap you on the shoulder or on your desk, he’d just hold his stupid flip phone out and show you the lowest quality video while giggling like an idiot. Gross.

JOSH LEVY 😍😍

- I had to knock this one out cause I have a LOT to say about Josh…(forgive me)

-Secretly indulges in “girly” media. He loves all things deemed cutesy..especially MLP and magical girl animes. Although he tries to cover this interest up with his sci-fi collection and collection of comic books that could make anyone crumble beneath its weight, he has a small collection of mangas and MLP toys stashed in a box under his bed. Some nights he sits in bed and fixes the pony’s hair and giggles at their features, or just leans back and relaxes while flipping through an issue of Cardcaptor Sakura. The guys have yet to learn about this little secret, and if they did? Josh would lose his mind.

-LOVES legos. Like, majority of his holiday gifts are either comics, collectables, or one big lego set. If the guys cared just a little bit more about what he’d been up to, Josh could rant for hours about his favorite sets. Death Star? Check. Some big stupid flower bouquet for his mom? Check. The list goes on

-If it wasn’t already obvious, given his binge eating and all, Josh has a MAJOR oral fixation. Do not ask to borrow a pen or pencil, chances are he’s been gnawing on it for the past eight weeks. He’s tried chewing gum or hard candies to keep himself from gnawing on his pens of the inside of his mouth, but it never works.

-Considering Evan Dorkin’s post about all of the boys having abusive parents, Josh is one of the worst when it comes to managing his anger. Chances are he never really had an outlet to cope (other than eating), so he’s very, very quick to anger. I like to believe that part of the reason why he keeps his hair tied back in a pony tail is because he’s had a habit of tugging on it out of pure frustration. If he isn’t shouting or hurling insults at someone, he’s hurting himself.

-A BEAST at anything science or math related. If you’re struggling in either of those topics, you better hope Josh likes you. Sure, he claims that he’s great at writing, he loves to use library computers to type up pathetic fanfics, but his knowledge of science and mathematics outweigh that by a mile. He LOVES chemistry, if you’re on his good side he’d spill all sorts of facts about stoichiometry, molecular structures, or anything that you need help with. (If you want to ace a test, you better listen to those rants…)

- As religious as his family is, I’m not too sure if Josh enjoys visiting the local synagogue. He probably struggles to fit in with the other Jewish kids, leaving him to awkwardly twiddle his thumbs and pray that maybe, just maybe, it isn’t gay to find Super Boy cute.

-Horrible at cooking, but surprisingly good at baking?? Sometimes he makes cookies using his mother’s old recipe book, takes great pride in keeping the family tradition alive (even if the cookies are borderline raw)

I LOVE WRITING THESE, IF Y’ALL WANT A PART 2 WITH BILL N JERRY LET ME KNOW!!

[lastoneout]

I sadly didn't get screencaps but I was playing SDV yesterday and I checked the help wanted board to see Emily asking "A joja cola, if it's not to inconvenient." and I was like yeah sure easy gimme a sec and I went and fished one out of my pond, and then ran around the town for several in-game hours trying to find her until I checked the map(npc map locations mod my beloved) to see she was all the way out on fucking Ginger Island and I was like "Emily. Emily. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's pretty fucking inconvenient, actually." like she legit was like lemme doordash some soda while I relax on the beach that is miles and miles away from anywhere you could reasonably get one of these. The payment wasn't even enough to cover the ferry ticket. Unbelievable.

[existence-is-a-pain87]

My brain aint braining rn, SO I OFFER YOU MY HALLOWEEN TOONS FOR DANDY'S WORLD!!

I know it's May rn, but it's better to get the jump on BlushCrunch so people don't think I copied em.

Please note all my ideas for these Toons are original, and I'd love to expand on them more by making Holiday costumes (my ideas for current Dandy's World Toon costumes include a Vampire Glisten and a Werewolf Goob).

However, if any of you want to use my designs and characters in things like games, just ask me in advance and credit me! And, of course, I'll always love fanart!

If you want to hear more about ANY of these Toons, just ask me!!

--☆☆☆☆☆--

Butters

Common

A cheery and Halloween-loving Toon, Butters is always in the spooky spirit of Halloween! She adores sweet treats, and always is happy to share the spoils of her Trick-or-Treating escapades with her friends!

Hearts: ♡♡♡

Skill Check: ☆☆☆

Movement Speed: ☆☆☆

Stamina: ☆☆☆

Stealth: ☆☆☆

Extraction Speed: ☆☆☆

Ability: Passive - Nocturnal

This Toon gains a 25% movement speed boost and a 50% stealth boost whenever a blackout occurs

Trinket: Kandy Bag - Highlights Candy Bowls in your vicinity every 10 seconds during matches, making them easier to spot during events.

Facts:

- Despite being inspired by peanut butter cups, Butters is made of no chocolate nor peanut butter! Her fur is only brown in color.

- She's a fruit bat, not a vampire bat.

- She adores sweet treats, especially if they involve peanuts!

- She knows all the best places to get tons of candy around Gardenview and is happy to help anyone out!

- She prefers dark places over light ones.

--☆☆☆--

Bloo

Uncommon

Bloo aspires to be great at magic since he doesn't have all the spectral powers his twin sister has, and Halloween is the perfect inspiration! That is if he can get over being easily spooked...

Hearts: ♡♡♡

Skill Check: ☆☆

Movement Speed: ☆☆

Stamina: ☆☆☆☆

Stealth: ☆☆☆☆

Extraction Speed: ☆☆☆

Ability: Active - Eep!

This Toon casts a spell that increases stealth by 100% for 5 seconds and highlights all Twisteds on the map, for this Toon only, for a short period of time. Has a cooldown of 80.

Trinket: Magic Staff - Increases movement speed by 15% whenever ability, active or passive, is activated

Facts:

- Hates horror games and movies because of how easily he gets scared

- He really wants to connect more with his twin sister, but the two rarely see eachother and are pretty different

- He's inspired by candy apples, even though he's blue in color

- Lets off a blue glow during blackouts

- He really wants a pet rock

--☆☆☆--

Spinner

Rare

Spinner loves meeting new friends and helping out the ones he has! Even if people get spooked by his spider-y appearance, he refuses to let his appearance be judged! More arms means more high-fives anyways!

Hearts: ♡♡♡

Skill Check: ☆☆☆☆

Movement Speed: ☆☆☆

Stamina: ☆☆

Stealth: ☆☆

Extraction Speed: ☆☆☆☆

Ability: Active - Lemme Grab That

This Toon shoots out a web and uses it to grab an item from a distance, though Twisteds can see the web. Has a cooldown of 60.

Trinket: Knitting Supplies - Increases stealth by 50% whenever extracting from a machine

Facts:

- Inspired by candy corn, and is as sweet as such (definitely should be more popular among the kids...)

- Constantly educating people about spiders so they respect them more

- Knits in his free time using the silk he produces, and he's great at it

- It took him months to master walking with all four of his legs

- Despite appearances, he loves sour foods

--☆☆☆--

Jackie

Main

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Hearts: ♡♡

Skill Check: ☆☆☆

Movement Speed: ☆☆☆☆

Stamina: ☆☆☆☆☆

Stealth: ☆☆

Extraction Speed: ☆☆

Ability: Active - Bashing Master

This Toon uses her shovel to wack a Twisted over the head, stunning it for 10 seconds (does not affect Lethal Twisteds). Has a cooldown of 100.

Ability: Passive - Glow-in-the-Dark

This Toon has all other alive Toons' locations highlighted every 20 seconds in a blackout. Only visible to the Toon with this passive.

Trinket: Leaf Shovel - Highlights all items on the map during blackouts in a short radius every 10 seconds

Facts:

- She can and will beat you over the head if you mention the damn Mimic song-

- Despite appearances, she's actually the gardener of a pumpkin patch who knows how to dig some deep holes

- She's a calm Toon who appears often uncaring in many situations (guys she just can't express herself leave our emo queen be-)

- She doesn't have a tail, that's just a long vine from her head

- She has a noticable yellow glow around her at all times in a blackout

--☆☆☆☆☆--

Tell me yall, you want me to design Twisteds and create stuff for the Twisteds? Or to draw costume designs for if this were a real event? Or both??

Also lol, imagine if someone from BlushCrunch studios ever saw this. TBH if they ever reached out and offered me to have my designs and such in the real game, I'd squeal with glee and say yes. Probably will never happen though.

Oh well, hope yall just like the Toons!

[astrolook]

Hello!! i have rahu in 7th in d9 in libra and everyone everywhere says that it's a placement that guarantees cheating spouse. moreover i have venus conjunct sun in 10h capricorn in d9 (and aries jupiter dk in d9 lagna). i hate hate HATE betrayal and if it's destined to happen then i would rather stay away from marriage and any sort of romantic connections. i am genuinely afraid and heartbroken about this and i would really appreciate your thoughts on this 🙏🏼🙏🏼

C'mon! Staying away from marriage or any romantic connections should be your personal choice and not bcoz of your astro chart. I've already told this but lemme say this again: astrology is like Google Maps. It shows different routes to reach your destination. You can choose which one u wanna go with.

NN in 7th house navamsa is never gonna be the same for everyone especially NN and SN would give results based on their sign it's in. For you, NN is in libra. There is a foreign element or against the norma of society in this marriage like in libra, it can point to 2nd marriage, marrying a divorcee/ widow, marrying a foreigner, etc are all possibilities here. You might even move to a foreign land after marriage or marry a foreigner. This doesn't indicate cheating spouse.

With Jupiter DK in navamsa 1st house, spouse might restrict your freedom/independence after marriage. You could've been a regular to clubs, bars, spending a lot on movies, concerts, shopping, etc for example and after marriage spouse might not let you do these things. Doesn't mean a controlling spouse. In Aries, Jupiter in 1st navamsa points to a spouse who might expect you to inform them where you are and give them updates about how much you earn/spend, travelling for work (Venus-Sun conjunction in 10th Cap), etc. Spouse WILL play a role in your career and it also points to a spouse with status. It gives you a beautiful/handsome spouse. They could look a bit chubby but still people would definitely complement them for their appearance and voice.

Hope this helps!

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[cultofthelambdoodles]

Hi y'all! Lamb here! So, I wanted to show y'all a bit around!

So, these are the Lands of the Old Faith!

Ok so there's a lot to talk about.

First is Darkwood, right!

Not much to say about Darkwood, but its quite nice! If I had to pick where to live, this would be it. The climate is nice. Aaaand I'm getting out of track.

So Leshy's temple is around the center right there, then at the edge of the Branch Peninsula sits the Pilgrim's Passage! Which due to the many rocks and islands surrounding it is usually filled with shipwrecks.

Fun fact! There's only one way to get in or out of thr lands. By the Pilgrim's Entry. Any and all boats coming or leaving must stop there to do a full cargo inspection and visa check.

The passage and entry sit on the Split Ocean. My mother told me stories about a lot of the land, and this was one of them. Apparently, the first god split the lands from the world with an axe, and created this ocean. Cool, right? She also says that deep in the horizon resides his body, impaled by the bishops.

Ok ok next is Anura!

Here was Heket who was pretty hard to understand when she spoke. Ok so!

Dead center is her temple.

Now, over west is Spore Grotto! Here lives a friend called Sozo! He's an ant that just LOVES menticide mushrooms! Now, usually I brought him some once a year for decades but last year he told me to leave him alone for a bit. Weird but hey, his deal, not mine.

Then there's Midas's cave whichI HATE!I won't talk about it, just avoid Midas, he's a douchebag who just wants to steal your gold!

Now, south there's The Frog's Neck, a teeny tiny passage where not much happens, and off shore is... lemme check the name.., RAKSHASHA'S PLACE! Dear Narinder what a name. Anyways the dude makes GREAT food!

And off east there's a giant pumpkin patch but nobody cares.

Up north is Anchordeep! I really like the place, when I mapped it out, it had the shape of a squid!

This is Kallamar's domain, his temple sits in the head gulf. Honestly. You'd think Anchordeep is a desolate no man's land, but when festival season hits its absolutely amazing! And don't start me on the food!

Off Anchordeep are The Depths. Basically, the borders of Anchordeep are a giant cliff that is so deep you can't see the bottom.

Then there's Silk Cradle, former domain of Shamura. They used to have their temple dead center too. Silk Cradle connects to the webbed sea, which has that name due to the amount of foam that forms in it. There's also that lonely island which people say a god resides in, but if there is, they're probably long dead from the bishops.

There's also the northern peaks!

I've heard that was the old domain of The Twin Gods, Brutus and Plight. However they say greed was their demise, and now what's left of them is their lifeless body and their temple, the prettiest in the land. Sad, but hey, bigger they are, stronger they fall.

And finally there's the Dead Savanna! This used to be Nari's domain (which, I see why he wanted more). I was brought to his old temple and now we have a cult there!

Now, it wasn't ALWAYS dead. It used to thrive with. Problem is, most were lambs and... yeah...

There's also some other spots like that place I labeled the start,which was the family farm! I grew up right there! Being between 3 kingdoms helped business a lot. And at the end, they executed me like 10 minutes from there... Quite poetic isn't it?

And then there's also a lot of uncharted territory down south-east, which is the continent the old faith supposedly split from. Might have to check some day.

Anyways, that's that. Lamb out! Gotta show Nari around! And his kits too IG.

[mapsthewanderer]

Hello!! I am literally eating up the Bear AU!! The tension and drama with all the little moments and interactions in the kitchen is so beautifully done! You are amazing at writing! Also as a Caleb girlie and because I think you portray him really well, I wonder what you think Caleb (from the game not in an AU) would he do if MC is harassed by girls (because usually people write guys and he can just step in, but I wonder if he goes about a more subtle manipulation?) OR what’s the interaction when there’s two Caleb’s (for example, X02 and the colonel) A Drabble or just your thoughts, I’m curious! The Caleb brain rot is so strong 😅

Hiii!

Aaa you have no idea how grateful I am for your support! I hope you keep enjoying this little AU of mine. If you ever have thoughts, questions, or suggestions, please feel free to drop them in! And if you’re just here for the ride, I’ll be in awe for simply consuming my creativity while it goes absolutely bonkers. Thank you, dear reader—and thank you for vibing with my take on Caleb.

(Naturally, he’s not affected by any chip in the AU, which tones down the obsession a little… but that just brings us back to in-game Caleb: our favorite obsessive menace. Smug yet kind. Kind but cruel. Etc. etc. A walking contradiction in a very hot body lol.)

Sooo… About your request… lemme see what I can whip up from this chaotic little noggin. And when you say harassed—we’re talking actual harassment, right? Not just top-tier bullying? Just checking! Let me know if you’d prefer a slightly less felony-adjacent vibe, heeh!

You better believe I came back from a hike with my dog and immediately spent hours typing out these two scenes like a woman possessed. I’m kinda pleased with the outcome. Like, did I black out? Maybe… we’re not questioning it.

(I went with post- and pre-chip Caleb for now because I’m still not totally comfortable headcanoning his myth. But! I might circle back after my fifth reread of it, lol. Would you be a dear and remind me if you still have an itch later on?)

So here you go—750ish words of pure Caleb brainrot. Featuring: you (/MC) getting harassed by women and Caleb handling it. Enjoy. We’re in this rot together, lol.

Maps 🫶🏻

🧡 Caleb

Pre-chip frat boiii

It starts the day he walks in on them laughing a little too hard at your discomfort. The way one girl grabs your hand and won’t let go. The way they say your name—like it’s theirs to use.

Flight jacket slung over one shoulder, hair still messy from drills, eyes locking onto you instantly. And then—them. He doesn’t call them out.

He smiles.

“Hey, I’ve been meaning to ask—are you all friends?”

They nod. Eager. Too eager.

“Great. You should come by for dinner. I cook.”

He flashes that perfect Caleb grin.

“Our place. Tonight.”

You don’t find out until you walk in and smell something incredible on the stove—your favorite. He’s already set the table, laid out drinks, even lit a candle like this is some warm domestic moment and not a low-burn ambush.

They arrive giggling, dressed up, thinking they’ve been invited in. And Caleb?

He’s the perfect host. He serves them personally. Smiles. Asks about classes. Keeps his hand casually resting on your thigh under the table—protective, firm, constant.

Then halfway through dinner, he leans forward.

Still smiling.

“You know…” His voice is low, almost casual. “It’s really nice to see her smile. She doesn’t do it around people who make her uncomfortable.”

One girl stiffens. Another shifts in her seat.

Caleb takes a sip of water. Doesn’t break eye contact.

“I don’t like people who corner her in the lounge. Or touch her arm when she clearly steps away. Or spread stories just to see if they can get a rise out of her.”

He sets the glass down. The smile never fades.

“But I figured it’d be kinder to make that clear over dinner. In her home. Our home.”

A pause.

“So next time you think about getting bold, remember whose name is on the mailbox.”

Silence.

And then—he turns to you. Gently tucks a strand of hair behind your ear.

“Want dessert, Pip-squeak?”

Post-chip delulu booiiii

You didn’t expect them to be so bold.

Female hunters on your squad—older, confident, entitled. Their flirtation started subtle. Became invasive. Comments, touches, threats wrapped in jokes. And you?

You handled it. Until they followed you into the locker room.

The next morning, you’re pulled aside by your squad leader.

The women?

Officially? Both were transferred—different posts, different sectors.

Unofficially? No one’s seen them since.

You only hear about it in whispers—the kind of whispers that go silent when you walk into the room.

You call him during your break—barely restraining your frustration, thumb jabbing your phone harder than necessary.

It rings once.

Caleb’s face appears on the screen instantly, lit by the glow of his office. There’s static in the background, low comms chatter, but none of it touches his expression.

He smiles. Wide. Warm… Pleased.

“Heey, Pip-squeak.” His voice is like sunlight through glass. “Didn’t expect a call. You miss me already?”

You don’t even have a chance to answer. Because he keeps going, smooth and soft.

“You look beautiful. Something wrong?”

And just like that, you remember—this isn’t the boy who used to walk you home after class. This is the man who already handled it. The man who smiles when you’re upset… because he knows it’s taken care of.

You lift one hand to your temple, rubbing slow circles as you stare at his face on the screen—framed in clean lighting, collar sharp, smile easy. Too easy.

“Caleb,” you say slowly, watching his expression. “Two of the women on my squad got reassigned this morning.”

You pause. Let it hang.

“The same two who’ve been… bothering me.”

His smile doesn’t change.

If anything, it softens—like he’s relieved you noticed.

He doesn’t blink.

“Did they touch you?”

You freeze. You didn’t expect that. Didn’t expect the change in his tone—still calm, but stripped of pretense.

You hesitate.

And he sees it.

That’s enough.

His jaw shifts just slightly. The smile lingers, but now it’s… sharp-edged.

“You shouldn’t have to deal with things like that.” His voice is gentle. Dangerous.

“Not while I’m breathing.”

He leans forward slightly, fingers ghosting over the screen like he wants to reach through it.

“I handled it.” A beat. “You don’t have to think about them again.”

You ask him how he did it. What he did.

And Caleb smiles—slow.

“Let’s just say I made sure they won’t forget who you belong to.”

No filter.

Just you.

And the absolutely lethal devotion of a man who refuses to lose you.

Then, like it’s the most natural thing in the world, his voice softens again.

“Anyway. You want me to make dinner when I’m off?”

A pause. Thoughtful.

“I’ve still got that braised chicken I vacuum-sealed. Could warm it up for you.”

Like he didn’t just erase someone for touching you.

Like you’re the only thing he’s hungry for.

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Writer’s note: This song is so Caleb-coded it physically hurts. I have a tiny headcanon marinating where he sings this to you—yes, sings. And the request I just got from you? It completely reactivated the memory. Someone please stop me from posting it because now the delusion is back and thriving. Believe you me, I nearly fell out of my chair when I realized it’s actually canon that he plays the ukulele. Like? Why would they do that to me specifically??? Ok sorry for rambling I’ll shut up now. Please give it a listen and tell me I’m wrong

[leebuckets]

I finally took the time to try and come up with a design for my Spamton, it will probably change again, but for now, I love it. All sources and what the final result looks like will be listed at the end, as well as what inspired me

The map out (I used the base given but I'm glad it doesn't look like their spammy, wouldn't wanna copy a design!):

I had so much fun doing this, I worked on this for about.... 3ish hours, using sources and trying to throw them into my style. If you like my design, PLEASE check out the much more talented artists 🧡

The first artist is @colliholly on X and Tumblr

You helped me so so much! The fact that you drew and wrote what you meant is just awesome. I used the base you provided (I hope that's not a big deal, I could not draw his [4.99] body haha) it was a BIG help! I see your Spamton art everywhere and there's a reason why 🧡!

The second is @unikhroma on Tumblr!

This guide inspired me so much, I kinda forgot his jaw just... Detaches, and I want to eventually replicate it in the future, if you can tell I tried to make the bottom of his jaw look unconnected. This small little detail helped me understand this man's GARGANTUAN maw so thank you!

The third artist of the night is @bluetea-00

The soft warm pallet, his round facial features, and his kinda similar facial features being turned into a statement with his hands and eyebrows is just...WOW! They may be one of my top #10 favorite Spamton artists! They helped me with my Spamtons grey hairs and some of his color pallet.

Fourth is @bug-molars on Tumblr!

He looks so silly and radiant, you can't really see but I'm gonna make his head float like they did, drawing his neck would be a NIGHTMARE, so thank you for the idea. Again, warm soft pallet! He looks fluffy, snazzy, and middle aged! So like, 10/10 💯💯!!

Fifth! @zarla-s on Tumblr

I love your Spamton comic, if you're seeing this uhhh, I love his silly grey hair and his goofy ass pants!!! The hand wounds reminded me of Gasters hands and being crucified, so I was going wild and rolling with it, thank you for that realization and drawing a based ass comic. Go read it by the way, all y'all, it's based!!!

As for the last one

I can't find the artist, I thought this was really cute but considering how it has that little sticker outline I think this may be pirated art that's lost somewhere, if you find the og artist lemme know! They drew him super cute, I didn't end up using anything with it but I thought it was cute none the less.

OKAY, finally, time to see my spammy, hope the lead up wasn't super exciting and then it was a let down:

However, I think he's cute and hot haha, I love this IDIOT, and I appreciate every artist that let me get here. Got some silly head canons for y'all too!

1# Spamton's loose hair was a glitch that just kinda stayed... it's in his data model now so it'll be there for the foreseeable future

2# When spamton fell in acid and started going crazy he turned to religious means to cope, one day he got drunk as shit and uhh... Tried to get a group of people to crucify him in an alley way... So that's where the holes came from

3# There is not a single stain on this mother fuckers pants, you wonder how, especially since he sleeps in a garbage can, and honestly, idk how either.

4# like 2 feet tall. He is short as hell. I mean small small. Like it's actually concerning.

[hellinistical]

I heard that Caleb's next Myth is going to be a pirate. Well the scenario of an pirate losing an arm and a poor girl being kidnapped on his ship sounds really...really interesting.

I heard that too! But like, before that, I didn't really think about it (him being a pirate. I saw the maps and stuff in the bond though. I thought, if anything, He may be Astra. Astra betrayed the foreseer (who is Zayne) and they got the same tower-building in both myths (I'll explain more later just not in this ask). I looked at the code names for the banner and saw he was also Perses- everyone on my timeline at least went for Perses the Titan, but I leaned toward Hesiod and Perses (Hesiod was a poet, Perses was his brother who cheated him out of his inheritance. Hesiod's poem also goes into how and why Pandora was made (who I guess represents MC in this case?). Check it out. Excellent stuff). I plan to write out and explain my thought process but it'd just be a lot for one ask so if you're interested in that by all means lemme know.

Honestly, though, Caleb being a pirate just doesn't quite fit to me. It feels sloppy, especially with all the biblical/mythological references in his story thus far. I could be wrong though! I'm very excited to see where it goes haha. There are plenty of pirate stories with pirates without limbs or digits and stuff.

Edit: and @omi-replies pointed out that sylus was already a space pirate. Makes no sense to do it again.

[magnifythesun]

Hi! Are you still taking ianthony prompts? I've had this stuck in my head the time Ian's car broke down and Anthony said he begged Ian 6 times to come pick him up and I just imagine Damsel in Distress Ian who's also stubborn and a bit oblivious to a worried and protective Anthony who's always there for him in different situations.

Thank you sooo much for the prompt!!

This is definitely one of my favorite little details that they've dropped about themselves haha!! I can't believe Anthony had to ask Ian SIX whole times just to come get him 😂 Ian truly must never ask for help! Okay, I'm a little rusty in my writing but I'm excited so let's see how this goes! Let me know what you think! ^_^

(mid writing notes: writing this really made me realize just how many times SIX whole times of asking your friend to let you give them a ride is. SIX TIMES)

Read on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56102110

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Leave it to Ian to get stranded in the only 'middle-of-nowhere' spot in LA. Anthony was wearing tracks into his living room carpet, caught up in rereading the messages Ian had sent.

"Car broke 😢" was the first sign of trouble, accompanied by the sad photo of Ian's car half-pulled off of the asphalt into grass.

"Where are you?" Anthony had shot back, confused by the seemingly rural background of the photo. "Got AAA coming to help?"

"In the most barren part of the whole city." Ian replied after a couple of minutes. "I'm taking a look at at it now but yeah I'm probably going to call them. Car sounds fucked."

"Shit, man. Lemme know if you need a ride" Anthony offered. It only took a second for the reply.

"No worries, I'll be good."

There had been radio silence for a while then. Anthony hadn't been too stressed. He figured Ian already had a different person lined up to get him if his car didn't start back up. Still, he kept glancing at his phone for updates that didn't come.

After about forty minutes, and a quick glance at the clock that told him it'd be getting dark soon, Anthony texted Ian again.

"Triple A fix your car?"

The response was prompt. "Nope"

Anthony stared at the message, knowing this man did not just send him only the word 'nope.' It took a minute but more followed.

"The AAA guy's still looking at it but from what I can tell it's beyond his scope. He mentioned I should probably call a tow truck so I've been looking at reviews."

Anthony glanced outside his window, frowning at the rapidly darkening sky. "That sounds like a good idea. after you call whoever, I can drive over so you have a ride once they've towed yours"

Ian responded quickly, "No don't worry I'm all good."

Definitely must have a ride then, Anthony thought. Still, he had to make sure. "Oh good, you've got a ride then?"

There was a long pause, so Anthony set his phone down, glancing at the setting sun again and went to get some water from the kitchen.

Coming back in to his phone, he checked his messages, and-

"No, I'll probably just Uber."

Anthony was flabbergasted. "Why?? Don't worry man it's no problem for me to pick you up. Let me know where you're at." It was actually just straight up dark outside at this point. "Is the AAA guy still there??"

"Nah he's gone. Waiting on the tow truck."

Alone in the middle-of-nowhere Los Angeles? Anthony thought, In the dark? Worry flared up in his chest and the pacing began.

"Ian, just drop me your map pin and I'll head over."

"It's chill, I'm not in a rush to get home." Ian replied, not a care in the world.

Anthony resisted the urge to bury his face in his hands. "that's not really the point??"

Suddenly a picture was loading in on the messages.

Anthony braced himself for a lackadaisical gif (and yes, he pronounced it jif like god and the creator intended) but was greeted instead with a horrendous selfie of Ian holding the phone at an angle an inch from his chin, smiling at him. The artificial light from his phone lit up the interior of his car behind him. Anthony couldn't help but laugh, even as the worry churned in his stomach. Another message followed.

"Don't worry. I'm a big boy now, all grown up and everything."

Anthony considered wracking his brains for a daddy joke, but decided Ian didn't deserve it right now. He grabbed his keys and wallet, flicked off the living room light, and left, locking his door behind him. As he walked toward his car, he jabbed the call button.

It rang only twice before Ian picked up. Anthony heard him take a breath to speak and didn't give him a chance. "Ian, just tell me where you're at, I'm heading to my car now."

"I-" Ian sounded surprised. There was a moment of rustling on the other end, then Anthony was clearly put on speaker as Ian's voice echoed slightly through the call. "Anthony, really, it's fine. The tow truck people have an ETA of like 15 minutes and then I'll call the Uber while they're hooking the car up."

Anthony, now at his car, pressed his eyes closed for a second in annoyance as he clicked his key. He hoped Ian could hear the pointed little beep-beep of his car unlocking in response.

"You really don't have to go out of your way to come get me," Ian continued, undeterred. "I didn't mean to derail your whole night with this," He laughed.

Anthony got in the car and leaned his head on his steering wheel in despair. "Ian."

"What?" Ian asked.

Anthony began to laugh despite himself, "I don't understand," He laughed harder, pushing the words out. "Why won't you just let me pick you up? I've asked you like five times!"

There was a moment of silence from Ian's end, and Anthony knew Ian was processing just how ridiculous this had become. Ian started snickering. Then they were both just laughing, Anthony holding the phone tight to his ear as Ian's laughter poured from it, his other hand ready to turn the car on.

"So," Anthony caught his breath, "So can you -please- drop me a map pin so I can come get you?"

"Alright, alright." Ian said.

Ian's voice was soft and breathless from his laughter. Anthony had spent a long time learning how to properly relish the beautiful moments in his life. The sound of Ian's voice right now, echoing slightly through the phone? That was one of those moments.

Anthony's phone pinged. "There. You happy?"

"Finally, my god." Anthony pulled the phone away to check. "Okay, I'll be there in ten minutes."

"Great," Ian said. "I think the tow truck gets here right about then." Anthony could still hear the smile in his voice. "I'll be here, waiting for you to rescue me."